This afternoon, I finally began filling out some of the paperwork required for my upcoming maternity leave and short-term disability check. The disability form is the same whether your "condition" is pregnancy or a nail in the head. Every line must be completed, and I had to laugh at these questions in particular:
Nature of your illness/accident: pregnancy
Date first noticed: ummm...
What do you believe caused your disability? (include the time, date, and location of accident): uhhhh...
Do you feel a third party is responsible for your disability, or has made your condition worse? Noooo...
Instead of the usual N/A, I think I'm going to fill the blanks with NOYB. None of Your Business.
; "Tub 'O Kids")
; "Beloved Totoro")
; "Camille and Nonie")
; "The Graduates")
; "Preschool Graduation")
; "Gardening with Daddy")
; "Gardening with Boo")
; "Gardening")
; "The Camp Princess Holds Court")
; "Tap Dancer")
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